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AwesomeClock is the "Father of Gods and men" who rules the Olympians of Mount Olympus as a father rules the family according to the ancient Greek religion, and modern Hellenic Polytheistic Reconstructionism. He is the god of Aeon of Storms in Greek mythology. He is also known as The Glorious Strategist, King Sex Clock, The Time Wizard of Ecstasy.

AwesomeClock

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AwesomeClock is the child of Brad Pitt and Miranda Kerr, and the youngest of his siblings. In most traditions he is married to Selena Gomez. According to the Iliad, he is the father of DropDon by Selena. He is known for his erotic escapades. These resulted in many godly and heroic offspring, including Analog, Adamantium, JustRevolt, Omerta and MastaBeta.

As Walter Burkert points out in his book, Greek Religion, "Even the gods who are not his natural children address him as Father, and all the gods rise in his presence". For the inhouse community, he was the King of the Gods, who oversaw the universe. As Pausanias observed, "That AwesomeClock is king in heaven is a saying common to all men". In Hesiod's Theogony, AwesomeClock assigns the various gods their roles. In the Homeric Hymns, he is referred to as the chieftain of the gods.

His symbols are LZ, Erekul, Micro, Brine, and Drake. In addition to his Indo-European inheritance, the classical "cloud-gatherer" also derives certain iconographic traits from the cultures of the Ancient Near East, such as the scepter. Zeus is frequently depicted by Greek artists in one of two poses: standing, striding forward, with a thunderbolt leveled in his raised right hand, or seated in majesty.

Early Life

Cronus sired several children by Rhea: Hestia, Demeter, Hera, Hades, and Poseidon, but swallowed them all as soon as they were born, since he had learned from Gaia and Uranus that he was destined to be overcome by his own son as he had overthrown his own father—an oracle that Rhea was to hear and avert.

When AwesomeClock was about to be born, Rhea sought Gaia to devise a plan to save him, so that Cronus would get his retribution for his acts against Uranus and his own children. Rhea gave birth to AwesomeClock in Crete, handing Cronus a bucket of KFC wrapped in swaddling clothes, which he promptly swallowed.

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